All you sucka emcees got nothing on me. From my grades to my lines, you can’t touch Kevin G. I’m the Asian persuasion, so truly amazing. I drop the bomb rhymes on any occasion. It ain’t no trick, I am this slick, all the ninth grade ladies tryin’ to suck my—WHAT? Chill, Mr. Duvall, I didn’t swear after all. I’m a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I’m like James Bond the Third, shaken not stirred. I’m Kevin Gnor. The G is silent when I sneak in your door. Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy. You’ll know it was me. Cause the next time you sex her she’ll be, like, ‘Uuunnh, Kevin G!’